I was considering putting forth a rambling discourse of drunk-dialing versus one's phone merely going batshit insane and calling people when one puts it down. Then I decided not to.
Now, I'm deciding to post this instead. And wondering if I should take it as a sign that the coffee is wearing off and I should go to bed before I fall asleep on my keyboard.
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